Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose, 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML
Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML
Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
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Top comments
tompom331 19
A. Take them to court for taking your oil B. Get more money out of them for harassment as he is harassing you saying it's his fault C. Get them for trespassing You're in the money
grajax 24
Can you take legal action against him for siphoning your oil?
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Comments (101)
Brightblue2 14
Tell them to go jump and when they take you to court sue them for stealing, harassment and the emotional stress this has caused you.
xLifeisGoodx 10
Idiots raising even bigger idiots who will reproduce and raise EVEN MORE idiots. It's an endless cycle..
WardenWolf 26
Press charges for stealing your gas and for criminal trespass, and get a restraining order.
SkullSphinx 10
I works have literally laughed in that guys face and slammed the door shut when he asked that, lol.
Jwaye2 7
Unless his car is a Diesel it wouldnt damage his engine. Might run rough for a while though. But i do feel your pain. I had a car parked in my driveway behind a gate that needed repairs as the brake lines were leaking. Someone stole said car and crashed it. Tried claiming that it was my fault and that I should have had a sign on the car stating the brakes were not working properly.
TheTubbyKid 8
Putting a small amount of mixed gas in your car won't ruin the engine. If anything, it'll smoke until you run it all out of the tank.
Eyalsh 32
"if you're a dumbcunt amd your husband or wife is a dumbcunt.. guess what your kids are gonna be." -Jim jefferies
marlie01 18
Who else read iPhoned and just thought it was a typo?
roverman89 3
Stupidity is in the genes
Xj5310 8
lol screw those guys