Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose, 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML
Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML
Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
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Top comments
tompom331 19
A. Take them to court for taking your oil B. Get more money out of them for harassment as he is harassing you saying it's his fault C. Get them for trespassing You're in the money
grajax 24
Can you take legal action against him for siphoning your oil?
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Comments (101)
crackajak 15
I take after my father and label the multiple gas containers I own. Either 50/50 or GAS. Maybe the pissants father should invest in a sharpie and label his own son "klepto-dumbass".
mesha20 19
This is one of the FML's where I want to notified of the follow up
simsgirlgem 25
Go to court hopefully a judge will side with you and tell them to stop being f-ing idiots
that_one_guy423 11
That's a resounding **** no. It's not your fault OP. It's the dumb-ass kid's fault
morgasshk 14
I have a great offer for them! How about a 100 get *****?
guii_fml 24
Now watch me whip ? ??/ || _ / Now watch me nae nae ?? ? ||_ / Watch me whip ? ??/ || _ / Whip ? _/ || ?? / Now watch me nae nae ?? ? || _ /
amberBueker88 7
That wouldn't ruin his engine at all....
FlutterLoud 29
I wouldn't
csi_fml 19
Is that even legal.
laden_swallow09 35
I cannot WAIT to hear how this one ends up! Follow-up, please, OP!!