Smoking is so cool

By Burnt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
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xxxInsanexxx 9

Burn! Get it? Yes? No, bad pun? Sorry.

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Monii_Harlz 11

smoking is a personal choice, (but a dumb one at that) I kno and have regrets from it!! I had to LMAO at this tho!!!! karma is a bitch what can I say ?!

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Donna626 0

That's what you get! ha!!

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paramedicgirl87 4

Oh my goodness I laughed so hard at this. Way to go OP, way to go...

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AustrianChaos 3

You could post that you got raped and beat into a temporary coma by 5 strangers on a dark alleyway - as long as you smoked a cigarette before, you'll definitively deserved it. At least according to this website. If you post anything related to smoking on this site, prepare to get bashed.

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shortie_sauce 0

in the words of a wise young Rudy Huxtable: " you shouldn't smoke cigarettes. they make your breath stink, your lungs dirty, and then you die!!" that about sums it up :]

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ilikeemsmall 4

Or...you don't smoke..and you still die.

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drumchick4ever7 0

there is no need to smoke. so maybe you will stop?...

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OrderXsoL 0

A bitch slap for a bitch.

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Riemurasia 0

Where is the What the ****?!-button when you need it? :P You got a reason to stop smoking now at least ^^

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