Intimacy: Slipped

Slipped

By Badchristian - 05/04/2012 04:17 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

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By Marika - 20/07/2015 17:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

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Proportional response

By Sav - 04/02/2023 16:00

Today, after I hooked up with a guy the other night and we had lots of fun, (or so I thought), I woke up to a text saying, “I feel worthless and disgusting after having sex.” He said he was a virgin and he’s a Christian. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By churchgoer - 20/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

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It says a lot of shit

By Imnotfromhere - 26/06/2021 00:01

Today, I showed up to work with a hickey on my neck and found out my boss is very Christian. He wasted my entire lunch break ranting to me about how the Bible says I shouldn't be having sex before marriage. FML

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By hickey - 05/02/2010 10:35 - United States

Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

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By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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How does she know?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 08:00

Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 20:25 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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By JAY22 - 26/03/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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dragonstrike94 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:26

It's okay because sex is good for you

Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:31

Nothing says good Christian morals like going spread eagle with your Christian accountability partner.

Comments

ThAtKiDAl 2

Wednesday 11 December 2013 4:13

People seriously need to shut the **** up, I used to be a Christian then I realized I'm just a believer, sex is sex, whoopdy doo stop trying bring her down because of her "choices"

stupidguy1313 6

Wednesday 12 March 2014 3:02

What.. The.. ****

truqbic 13

Wednesday 8 October 2014 3:29

Missionary?

yeemahlifesucks 10

Tuesday 4 November 2014 6:26

God is a bunch of BS, do what makes you feel happy, not what makes God happy

fantasyworld 37

Monday 8 December 2014 17:43

It's your life, you can do what you want. Having sex isn't going to hurt anyone.

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 31 March 2018 21:58

I mean... unless she likes that ;-)

lalaney 14

Monday 23 March 2015 21:17

Look, don't be hard on yourself. Sex is natural. Yes, the Bible talks about sexual immorality, but the terms aren't specific. It ALSO says that a woman whose virginity can't be proven at her wedding, should be taken outside the city and stoned by men. You don't believe that, right? Then don't worry what the Bible says about what you should do with your body. It's yours.

daltonc21212 10

Saturday 17 October 2015 16:08

god isnt real you are fine

toolazytotype99 18

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:31

Wanna_bee is absolutely right, fornication is a sin people, regardless of what is taught today

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 31 March 2018 22:00

Em... okay... go stone your mum. She fornicated to make you. You didn't say outside of marriage or anything so pretty much everyone is a sinner except Mary because she's a virgin? This doesn't make any sense.