Intimacy: Slipped

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By Badchristian - 05/04/2012 04:17 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

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By Marika - 20/07/2015 17:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

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By Sav - 04/02/2023 16:00

Today, after I hooked up with a guy the other night and we had lots of fun, (or so I thought), I woke up to a text saying, “I feel worthless and disgusting after having sex.” He said he was a virgin and he’s a Christian. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By churchgoer - 20/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

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It says a lot of shit

By Imnotfromhere - 26/06/2021 00:01

Today, I showed up to work with a hickey on my neck and found out my boss is very Christian. He wasted my entire lunch break ranting to me about how the Bible says I shouldn't be having sex before marriage. FML

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By hickey - 05/02/2010 10:35 - United States

Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

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By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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How does she know?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 08:00

Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 20:25 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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By JAY22 - 26/03/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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dragonstrike94 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:26

It's okay because sex is good for you

Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:31

Nothing says good Christian morals like going spread eagle with your Christian accountability partner.

Comments

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:48

Meh. Christians and their "values". Never cease to surprise me.

randii_17 11

Thursday 21 February 2013 8:47

Stereotyping an entire group of people can be very hurtful..

alrightmylover 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:48

Ah, I'm sure the imaginary man in the sky won't mind too much.

MissHayleyJames 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:51

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NegaMe 12

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:51

Hey, your church life isnt over yet - you can still be part of the meetings and stuff, discussed as the example on what not to do... on a totally unrelated note - are you both male?

abrons 0

Friday 14 September 2012 5:54

It says she's female -.-

themisus28 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 10:13

you should know thats its not advisable to have oposite sex as an accountability partens specifically because of this, so u knew what u were doing... why where u alone in the first place? u both still had to be accountable to someone right? its not irony, u both knew it was building up to that