Slime
By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States
By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union
By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom
By breebree-0 - 04/03/2012 19:36 - United States
By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada
By snottyface - 26/09/2009 03:47 - United States
By lft - 06/06/2009 20:16 - United States
By Embarrassed - 01/10/2010 13:06 - United States
By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw
By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia
It's all natural, huh? no green dye... :P
why didn't you just cover your face with your hands?
oh I'm sorry you must come from a country that doesn't wash their hands after they sneeze or cough or after they use the toilet...? grow up
Don't you know the existence of sneezing in your arm, not in your hands, it's a cleaner way to do so if you don't have anything to wash your hands around you. I pity her, it happened to me one and I know how it feels!
33- You must come from a country that doesn't know the proper way to cover a sneeze by sneezing into your elbow. Obviously the OP was in a class room. Opening a door to use the restroom would require the OP to use her hand to open the door, which would spread her snot on the handle. Also, the teacher may not allow students to use the restroom during the class period. This would leave the OP with snot covering her hands for the remainder of the period. Dumb ****.
You know what's also disgusting? Bacteria in your guts feed of the gases and reduce the potency of your farts by about 60%. Bits of food ferment between your teeth, corroding your teeth as they turn acidic. Tiny little organisms live in the pores of your skin and eat your dead skin cells (and in turn poop on you). And you think a little mucus is gross?
get a haircut?
ew. dirty girl
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at least he didn't notice. this FML would be way worse if it ended with you saying "he was totally grossed out"
That does-not sound like much fun. You should have licked it clean in front of him, but not before you offered him some (be polite).