Today, I used a facial mask for super sensitive skin, recommended by several friends with similar skin issues. Apparently, when the warning says, "May cause some slight redness for thirty minutes", it really means, "Your face will have hives and swell to twice its normal size for several hours." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
Today, I woke up to find my face all red and swollen. Turns out it is caused by the medication I’ve been taking for over a week now. Only in very rare cases it will cause redness on your skin. I’m glad to know I’m special. FML
Today, while looking for some self care, my cousin and I found a recipe for homemade face masks. We were vulnerable enough to try it and ended up with bright red faces instead. FML
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I finally got prescribed something for my skin problems. The good news: It works really well. The bad news: When the doctor said one of the potential side effects was a "horrible rash," she really meant it when she said, "horrible." I swear to God, I was about to rip my chest open, due to it itching so hard. FML
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Bano360 25
I used to use skin creams for acne and sensitive skin. I found it made my face worse.
littlem91 29
Some people with sensitive skin can find those "natural" ingredients worse than the chemicals that are supposed to be bad. I do sometimes. But I also know if you have sensitive skin and are trying a new product, you ALWAYS DO A PATCH TEST. OP learn from this. I test near my elbow, then on a small section of face if unsure. Slathering it on your face is asking for trouble!
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Comments (74)
taywuzhere 11
I love how you spell tomato :D that extra e just adds some pizazz and flavor.
LCPLStewie 23
Wat?
Zelphoric 25
Not sure if wrong FML or just completely delusional
LCPLStewie 23
I've been freaking combing through all the posts to find something about a tomato and couldn't find it lol
JME0058 8
Op,s user name is tomatoe face.
newzealand 28
Tomato vs tomatoes? Or just weirdo New Zealand spelling
ksks1234 33
26--everyone knows the only correct English is American English. *sarcasm*
SammyS2012 21
Because 26 is TOTALLY from America. His username and requesting an American tour guide is a sign that hes American. *sarcasm*
ksks1234 33
33-- what?! I know they are from New Zealand, hence the sarcasm part. They were responding to everyone pointing out tomato is spelled wrong, hence the 'American English being the only right English' joke. It was probably a lame joke, but you don't have to be such a bitch about it.
chinaski7628 32
Tomato is spelled wrong in OP's name regardless of the dialect of English he or she is using. Unless it's the Dan Quayle version of English. In that case, I suppose it would be correct :)
DeadPixel4 29
You may just be allergic to it. I wouldn't jump to conclusions about the product, try to in out what's in it that made you swell so it won't happen again.
hurryHM 10
for next time, do seek doc's advice
briang959 47
On the upside, the swelling makes any wrinkles go away.
scottyspot 11
This is why most things like this say you should check for a reaction prior to use.
worldclassrager 41
I have a similar type of condition it sucks...I have used Stridex or Oxy pads for my acne and I didn't have any reaction
IAmMe204 25
You probably just had an allergic reaction... Hope you get better :)
energizerbunny23 18
See your doctor, maybe consult a dermatologist, everyone's skin is different. Good luck OP
minauto 15
If it warned you that it may cause slight redness, it probably warned you to do a skin patch test too OP!
cook4money 9
I'm willing to bet the warning lable also said to do a test patch. Since the damage is done get some cortisone cram and Benadryl. The Dr can prescribe some cream that will help with the swelling and pain. I have been there and done that and it sucks. Hope you feel better soon OP.