Sixth sense

By RecentCollegeGrad - 17/06/2015 18:09

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
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NotGabe 28

Retest. Pregnancy tests aren't 100% true to their results.

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apaul982 14

Obviously you need the birds and bees talk

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llamaaduckk 19

Im sure her ego wont be a problem when your baby is born :D Congrats OP!

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kittykat1501 31

Wow need more info pls

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sunnyray812 42

I hope you're still able to live at home. I'm sorry, OP. Accidents happen.

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lexiieeex3 32

So there's "no way" you were pregnant, huh? Usually only virgins and celibate women can claim that. Don't think you fit into one of those categories OP...

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lil_ham1644 29

Or like me. I had a hysterectomy 2 years ago.

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sylverdrag_fml 9

Or, you know, guys. :p

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Ichiya 29

Can't get pregnant from anal either.

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Jefffz 13

Has your mother considered working in the psychic community

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alyciawatkins37 13

Mothers have the weird intuition.

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SookyLala 13

everyone is screaming bloody murder lol, i assume this person understands sex = baby, perhaps she means no way as in she always used protection and failed to understand thise are never 100% fool proof.

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Cassie898 4

perhaps you were showing, and she thought this was a better way of asking then "have you gained weight?"

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

If she was far enough along to be showing, I find it much less likely she'd feel there was "no way" she could be pregnant. It's a hard thing to miss...

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jadeleepenguin 29

There's no such thing as a false positive. Only false negatives :)

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lilacgold 16

Actually, there is such a thing as a false positive. They're extremely rare and usually the result of a faulty test kit, but it can happen.

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laurenahov 6

there is no such thing as a false positive...there are false negatives though

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

... As lilacgold just said, there most definitely is such a thing as a false-positive. How have both of you never come across this term?

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talicaroxi 25

That's odd as I personally have had false positives. unless you know what you're talking about try not to speak or type in this case

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