Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
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Top comments
AlaskanG 27
Locks help with that as well.
Steven696 6
The half glass full approach, I like it
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Comments (63)
j_cat187 20
I'm going to throw out my sandwich
YaraSanne 12
Gladly you are staying positive
mosquito19 14
you can hide sandwich in your fat rolls too. warm sweaty sandwich.
taybear0 14
i feel like private parts dont really show anyways when sitting on a toilet since theyre underneath you
empbob 20
Unless you have enough fur to make a gorilla jealous... OP could be hiding that
Pmm368 5
Wow, talk about shitty luck.
YouDontNomie 9
They hide them not only when you're sitting on the toilet, lol.
yzzob 3
anyone who has seen me naked, you're welcome!! :-)
KayyKaylyn 14
thats an amazing way to see the brighter side of a situation! lol love it!
chosha_fml 27
Also good for buoyancy. And keeping warm in winter. :)
Parvati48 15
Yikes OP, sorry to hear that happened to you but at least you were covered where it counts. :/