Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
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Top comments
AlaskanG 27
Locks help with that as well.
Steven696 6
The half glass full approach, I like it
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Comments (63)
PennyLane27 32
"Always look on the briiiiight side of life!" *whistles*
moimoimoi125_fml 11
Always look on the bright side of life. Until you have the suicidal squad coming to save you. then you know you're ******
ckerane 16
don't you have a lock?
coming back in the future 30
That has been raised already.
michael_wells831 16
Shouldn't your legs be closed I mean when I use the bathroom my legs are closed maybe that's just me
worldclassrager 41
Were you at home or in a public setting? Either way usually all doors have locks and are worth using
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah. Usually. Not always.
ImTheAlpha 30
No room in my house has a lock. it's a nice 2 story too, so it's not just because there's no rooms.
vikky538 29
time to put the locks on and the fat off..
DianaFrances411 13
Oh OP I'm glad you're taking it in the positive way, it's true most public rest rooms have no locks, or no proper locks or semi broken locks. Basically, it's not very private. Even if that was the case, the person should've knocked before entering.
ostfaiz 18
shitty situation though
coming back in the future 30
**** you.
chicz 6
Iell
ShitHappen_fml 15
Your life sucks in so many ways.
hayley_bug5 6
That just made my day ???