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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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it's called take a shower and it just falls off

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

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Whatever the injury...I'm glad you put on a bandaid and not a tourniquet.

Grow a pair

Wow, wasn't thinking that one through huh?

ouch...

Good luck growing the hair back...

YDI jeez you're like Einstein huh?

i just let bandaids fall off :p

xoxosarah13 0

are u one bright cookie?

you're not alone brother