Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Short, sharp, shock
Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML
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Jake2195 0
it's called take a shower and it just falls off
DahkLohd 4
Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!
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sara8866 8
Um what exactly is wrong with OPs penis that he needed a bandaid in the first place sounds like maybe he needs a doctor not a bandaid........
lekiat 0
run to your doctors...you have a STD
cutlasson24s 0
Smh that's ****** up.. what yu doing yu need a bandaid on yur dick? STD havin ass
jcingram 2
my question iz why did u have to put one in the first place...sounds like a funny story.
babygurl329 0
should have gotten it wet. comes right off
CallMeHush 1
I take takes a few moments to unwrap and install a band-aid in the first place. While you were doctoring yourself up from your tragic "going commando" zipper accident did it not even occur to you that glueing a rubber strip to your dick might be another bad idea? No? Please report immediately to the Gene Pool Restoration Office for immediate sterilization.
alimagrog 0
That's why you soak in a bath first to make the adhesive come undone, you dumbass.
theonlysweetpea 10
#27 Don't lie to OP. Access denied! If he's not smart enough to be a man, how in the hell could he ever hope to be smart enough to be a woman? I thought men protected their penises? How would you get a cut or bruise on your dick unless you were ****** up!
brunettebabe17 0
Haha I'm a girl but I think that would really hurt.... Ur stupid :)
brunettebabe17 0
Hey btw how do u send messages?
OffMySack 2
i thought a band-aid hurts cuz its pulling hair. you have hair on ur shaft?