Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Short, sharp, shock
Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML
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Jake2195 0
it's called take a shower and it just falls off
DahkLohd 4
Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!
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TheAftermath 0
So...is there a shape of a band-aid on your "little friend" now?
duburich 0
don't piss in a beer can.. you'll cut it on the lip.. void that.. avoid the band aid
forza_italia88 2
you know that warm water gets band-aids off easily. take it from an ex hairdresser who spent majority of her time with hands in the water with her band-aids sliding off all the time
DVecc 0
how does a band aid stay on when your not erect... it kinda loses it's purpose
mkrone 0
Not the first thing you should think about when you read this.
jmassing1 7
****
elainelovesyou 7
Aren't you a bright person? /:
jc302406 3
quit beatin the meat so much or lube it up one but hopefully you will learn
jeff93_fml 0
... owwww!!!!
Taciturnbadger 0
Retard!
romano07 0
Yeah, cause only mentally retarded people stick band-aids on there dicks, right?
theRovingMage 0
You can try soaking the sticking part in shampoo. Just rub it in and the band aid will slide off easily.
doctorspaceman 0
I think "rubbing it in" is why he needed the band-aid in the first place.
babyblue666 1
what the hell were u doing that u needed a bandaid