Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Short, sharp, shock
Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML
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Jake2195 0
it's called take a shower and it just falls off
DahkLohd 4
Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!
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nerdsgetmehot 23
Hmm. I'm curious about why you put a band-aid on your penis in the first place.
TheDrifter 24
Zipper accident? Friction burn? Curious cat? The possibilities are endless. That's gonna bother me for at least a few minutes until I decide which was most likely.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#55 Agreed! I think my favorite possibility is the curious cat, although the zipper accident makes me chuckle quite a bit too.
0___0 9
This hurt to think about and I'm a girl. D: I hate ripping off band-aids.
soccermvp1997 0
Itdoes hurt
Karnezar 2
Take a shower with it, it'll either come off itself or be easier to take off
llZombiell 5
Impossible! Bandaids make everything better! Got a cut, bandaid. Hangnail, bandaid. RROD, bandaid. You speak of madness! Put another bandaid on it it'll feel better :)
RumKing 0
WTF? Are you rubbing it to much or does someone not know how to suck?
imac619 2
Let your girlfriend shave your wang again?
brunettebabe17 0
53 makes a good point...
JohnFR33M4N 0
I had a burn down there, do not ask why. It hurt getting it off, and it was in Jamaica, but it's cool.
wlaaf 0
ew
LolAtYourFail 12
hahahaha I once told my friend to put a sticker on his dick and he was yelling in the bathroom as he pealed it off :P