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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

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it's called take a shower and it just falls off

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

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WTF kind of band-aid are you using? f**king epoxy based? or duck tape with some cotton? or you must have one sensitive little sucker

I'm kind of cerious of why it was there?

Is the penis new? You should know what not to do to it by the time you can spell. OP isnt very bright. God knows what's gonna happen when a condoms involved...

No band aid in the world can hide herpes.

SashafuckinAuten 0

Why did u even put one on? Not trying to be rude or anything just wondering why. i just made a acount on here so i am new

i_love_grrr 0

lol

you retard!

i hope it hurt :)

madeingeorgia 0

ha! next time use duct tape!