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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

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it's called take a shower and it just falls off

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

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try liquid band-aid. really gets me off.

DarknessToLight 5

hot water on the band-aid should make it just slide off, but really who wants to take that chance. on another note.. why is there a band-aid on your penis?

joecartoon2 2

In retaliation,why would you have a band aid on your dick bro? You gots a disease? Suckish!

bandaids hurt less when you take them off in the shower.

lol

thisguy2112 0

its called hot water? like in the shower

And this is why we think Americans are stupid... Oh wait..

jewishfilth 1

Jews?

Maybe he had to put it cuz his girlfriend's braces messe it up. ;)

I've actually done this before. It's really not that bad taking it off.