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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Short, sharp, shock

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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it's called take a shower and it just falls off

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

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only question is why you did put it on yours in the first place.

Why would you put a bandaid on your penis in the first place? Lmao

Ok... Your a boy

Why would you need a bandaid on your penis in the first place??