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By Anonymous - 28/06/2014 01:02 - United States - Imperial

Spicy
Today, I couldn't find my vibrator. After searching for an hour I decided to ask my husband. He quickly shook his head no. We've been married for ten years. I know when he's lying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 970
You deserved it 10 746

Same thing different taste

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Take the t.v Remote and all answers will be given

Turn the WiFi off, wait for a bit at the router and interrogate him there.

Comments

Nickoli42 3

buy one for himself and he won't take yours. lol

martin8337 35

He should have put the batteries in backwards. That'll fix her.

you think the real would be preferred unless you don't like creampies or facials

Wow, there are a lot of retarded people on here about sex toys. Prudes much? Anyway, OP, if you're absolutely sure, then for starters, buy another one and put it in the same spot. Also, withhold sex AND the remote until that thief gives it back. Personally, I'd take his car keys. If I want some warm-up with toys before play with my SO or I want it when he isn't home, damn right toys are the best.

Vibrators can be incredibly pleasurable for guys too... maybe he wanted to use it?