Grandparents and Intimacy: Sex work is real work - FML

Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

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Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

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Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 00:20 - United States

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Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

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Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Lunar-Spice - 23/06/2021 00:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Brie - 05/09/2011 13:00 - United States

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Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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elchiclebubalu 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

I thinks she wants u to pass on the legacy. Fyl.

Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

That really blows! lmao

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andreffff 0

Friday 6 August 2010 0:37

grandma's rock!

TheAdvent 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:00

ask her how much she costs for me

leakyman 4

Friday 13 May 2011 6:32

where can I find her?

lucy_moff09 0

Monday 20 June 2011 11:41

haha ewwwww

AdriTheCutie 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:41

If she wasn't one then u might not have been here

purebliss7 6

Saturday 3 December 2011 11:56

thats nothing my grandma told me wheb she dies i have to be the first to her house so i can get rid of her **** and sex toys. then she informed me that if i want to keep any of the **** to not watch the last 30 min cause it was of her and my grandpa

stuffhappens223 7

Monday 2 January 2012 1:24

Uh .. Eew?

loginword123 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 4:07

I'm so sorry

e_stone_85 3

Monday 27 February 2012 3:27

yeah that is a little much, my gram and i talk about sex and such openly buuuut not about her sex life ... awkward turtle for sure

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:33

Well it was hard to live back then for many people, she's giving you a good piece of history.

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