Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
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Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
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Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML
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Twunt 14
Hopefully you live in a hot dog bun.
Fop 6
What an extremely childish sister. Your parents need to teach her to handle things in a mature manner.
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Comments (79)
royboh 0
THE SMELL
Ruff_fml 3
moral: don't buy ketchup. :)
blooazul 0
She was probably on her period and wanted to show you ;)
taytay09 0
act like you LOVE ketchup. be flattered. it'll piss her off so much, and she'll be confused as hell. say, "Oh WOW! how'd you know? i LOVE ketchup! you're the best sister ever!"
BritishHobo 0
I'm on an FML comments page. The word freak does not need to be said.
goldy18 0
LMAO! new favorite FML! your life sucks, btw
princessash0801 0
I'm sorry but this is funny! I'd use this against my younger brother anytime! but I know for sure that I would get blamed you should totally make her clean it up!
Enzeru_Uyoku 3
That's something my older sister would do to me. D:
Ninjaface 0
Just go get a VERY large order of fries.
myjz 0
get her "sent away"