Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
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Top comments
thatnucca 36
You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...
Alex94xela 0
show her a vid of u 2 getting it on
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Comments (57)
ILoveTabz 0
awww I'm sorry hunn. bring your gf over to see her. unless of course you were lying... then you'll need to pay a random chick to do it...
Persephone1001 3
Perfect opportunity to mess with her head - pretend to have an imaginary girlfriend, talk to her when you're mum's around, say you're going out to meet her, then when your mum is totally convinced you're insane, bring the real one home to meet mum and act as if this is nothing unusual. She'll have a fit.
MyF_ckingLuck 0
weird mom
CraneTG 0
in fact OP is actually going nuts, thinks he has a gf and is trying to convince us and himself that he is in a relationship by talking about it in FML
tbone666 0
if u have one why did you feel the need to create another????
1qaz1qaz 0
your moms a retard
djmixon 0
no, you need a therapist first or you will only always here her tell you what you are doing wrong
SwimjettSarett 2
you sure you have a girlfriend??? maybe your therapist, can help you to truly realize u don't... or do you? hmmmm....
mpbb42 2
now now, there's no reason to lie to us too
TheColorOfAir 3
we all believe you friend :)