Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
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thatnucca 36
You do! If she's a therapist, then it's a win-win situation for both parties...
Alex94xela 0
show her a vid of u 2 getting it on
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Comments (57)
ch3ck_pL3asE 0
you have a girlfriend but can everyone else see her existense
that_is_Nathy 9
Sounds like you and your mother are not very close to each other or totally not speaking the same language. I'd go for a proof: Bring the girl home. If your mother starts to ask strange questions like "How much did you pay for her to come?" just reply by asking her to go see a therapist and leave. O.o
Kn0wledge123 21
Sounds like a plan.
cwmbear 0
Does your gf have very long ears, are her feet lucky and is she called Harvey?
zzzBOLTzzz 1
Show her pictures of you and your girlfriend having sex, that'll shut her up for life.
a11dayidream 0
bring your gf over
rhpsfan9 10
bring your girlfriend home.
jane79 0
bringing her home is a good idea except his mom sounds a little off. And that may scare his girlfriend away. He should have them meet in a public place so that his mom would hopefully act right. sorry op your mom sounds as if she needs the therapist and it's probally better if your gf and her don't spend much time together
ydnar 5
screw your GF in mom's bed and tell her after she's slept in your pecker tracks
MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0
then prove it to her....
obstlouis 0
Wats up
lextheplex 0
you need to see a therapist cuz your mother is horrible.
sux4aneela 0
that's hilarious! sure we believe u !