Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
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nikkipettyfer 24
He's not your boyfriend anymore right?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Make a fake account and hit on him through it!
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Comments (100)
CaroLouWho 10
Dump his ass if you haven't already. I don't know much about relationships, but I'm pretty sure being on a sex site is not normal behavior for monogamous people in relationships. And he's gaslighting you to boot.
homtravel 10
Tell him not to get paranoid when he gets STD.
The_Basileus 9
Dump him.
kwerner7116 14
He's definitely lying
vriskahs8 12
Sorry to hear that op, you deserve someone much better.
tech1200mk5 6
First, DUMP HIS CHEATING ASS. Next, GET TESTED IMMEDIATELY. Finally, if you test positive for anything, BEAT HIS ASS WITH A BAT.
interesting33 37
Agree with everything except the last bit... beating somoene is not okay and could do serious damage
tech1200mk5 6
Yeah, and so can some STDs. If she has to suffer because of his selfishness and complete lack of respect, he should as well. Assholes like him make all of us guys look bad.
Mackade 18
he would suffer 'cause he'd have one too so beating him would be dumb..
tracynicole1 16
Should be your ex boyfriend
shadowdragon0820 20
just sign up for the same site.
pharm121 21
In fairness why were you on a hook up site? Since you didn't state you found his browser open I can only assume you have a account on this site as well. Hmmmm
Dynosaur_dollie 38
That's a very poor assumption. There are other ways, such as a mutual friend has an account, it was on the browser history, he received a notification and she saw it on his phone... also FML only allows so many characters, you really only have space for the vital information and how she found this out isn't actually vital to the FML itself.
tarlax 11
The ****, 22? And someone who finds sexual texts on their partner's phone must be sending sexual texts to people as well, by that logic. Again: the ****?
SPN_lover666 27
#22, Maybe OP was using his computer and the website popped up in the URL bar.
Badkarma4u 17
I have a lot of accounts on different sites. I have zero interest in hooking up online. I just like seeing how messed up people are, and finding people I know. It doesn't mean he was cheating. A groups of friends and I all created accounts on one site just to compare profile matches.
kk21days 14
Well, him not showing her his profile and messages on the site totally hints towards cheating....
izzajaneful 24
A better one, anyway.