Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
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Top comments
nikkipettyfer 24
He's not your boyfriend anymore right?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Make a fake account and hit on him through it!
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Comments (100)
pacman490 21
That's definitely not weird, I make random lists when I'm bored too
ericp96 10
I got a solution Break up
SPN_lover666 27
They did. Didn't you notice OP's username?
FuKcMee 32
curious of how you found out.. browser history or a friend on the site?
deathkisses 13
My ex done the exact same thing, best thing I ever done was leave him. I hope you do the same. Once a cheater always a cheater.
JKPwnage 27
Why the hell were you on a sex lookup site?
greatfirstdate 18
OP said she found out about him, not that she found him on the site.
uchihadesendent 14
sorry to hear that OP but like others say dump him and get tested because he's not worth your time plus if he had nothing to hide he'd show you what he's up to.
fmlstarterkit 13
look up his accountusing your own fake account.
Kog_fml 4
thats what u get for dating black guys
Mynxie 26
Glad to see you dumped his lying, cheating ass. Who goes to a hookup unless they want to hookup with someone?
xeno666 11
Why were you looking on a hook up site?