Scarred for life

By Aly - 09/12/2011 15:40 - United States

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Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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WCARlover 34

I'll keep that in mind for when I have kids lol

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kikiwi_fml 9

Looks like your dad has it figured out.

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perdix 29

He was just saying that most guys have ridiculous ****** faces. Tell your dad you plan to stick to doggy-style and anal to avoid looking at that.

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docscientist 9

Dad uses 'creepy sex stare.' It's super effective.

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rubberduckie94 13

that is classic, though i fear your sex life could possibly be ruined for life even after your married. that face will be forever burned in your mind

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unmistakablyamaz 4

Two thumbs up to your dad for great parenting skills!!

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ash86 5

That was probably the point

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nikkij1988 0

Poor girl. My dad tried to have a talk with me, but I'd already lost my virginity so it was funny as hell! He was nervous as hell until I told him ma already had the talk with me.

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mattheman 0

the first sex talk sucks until ur dad does it and it makes a hole different story

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TheJawsman 18

Stop being a pussy about it:) You'll get your dicking eventually.

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