Embarrassing, Awkward and Love: Say Anything 2.0

Say Anything 2.0

By notsomuch - 01/08/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend's attempt to win me back involved standing at the bottom of my apartment building with two airhorns, blasting them and shouting. And for some reason, singing "Sweet Caroline", even though that's not my name. FML

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By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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Drunken mess

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

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You deserved it 4 515

By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 02:20 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

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Revenge is rarely satisfactory

By forgettable - 21/06/2020 20:08

Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML

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You deserved it 4 042

Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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Doppelganger

By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 1 August 2011 9:11

Dont you mean your bf because How could you not take that winner back

bigjoekickass 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:11

Maybe he was asking for his other ex that lived in that building

Comments

sandybaybe 3

Monday 1 August 2011 9:43

Maybe he wanted to sing it with your name but was so nervous he just sang the original version?

livin_plur 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:44

so glad u said that worked perfectly :D

detective_oreo 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:45

I know a girl named caroline

PurpleFrostingg 7

Monday 1 August 2011 9:46

Was he drunk...?

StaRRrRr 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:46

he must of been very intoxicated.

supakassie 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:49

Aaw, you can't blame the poor guy for trying (:

HIM_Becile 0

Monday 1 August 2011 10:54

he maybe drunk but he had to do something wrong in order to be her EX

Parazad 16

Monday 1 August 2011 9:55

Give the boy some credit. He tried didn't he?

Bizzzy 5

Monday 1 August 2011 9:59

wondering how the other people in the building reacted. hrmmmm...

LizzJizz 16

Monday 1 August 2011 10:07

Meh, maybe he was drunk o_o

DeathBunny218 37

Monday 1 August 2011 10:31

Just because a song has your name in it doesn't mean it shows how he feels about you. Maybe that song just really expresses his feelings for you.

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