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Today, while updating my résumé, I noticed that in my list of achievements it said "Torturing middle school students". I meant "tutoring", but I guess this explains why I'm still unemployed a year after I started looking for a job. FML
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BlockOfRedStone 25

Well, those two words are practically synonyms, so I don't think it would have made much of a difference.

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SubaruWRXSTI 16

You should ALWAYS proofread your resumé, at least twice.

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Donut_Wizard 23

It may be good thing that you didn't get a job related to that mistake.

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kernousse_fml 13

did you also write " detail oriented" as a quality?

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lifes46 4

you never updated your resumé? should keep update every other week. happens to best of us but we might have noticed it soooooner than a year

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heatherrr17 19

Omg lmfao, if i read the resume i would be laughing

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deltax 8

personally i think you should always have someone else proof read your resume and cover letter before you send them out. A mistake like that would have been caught

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andrmac 25

So was it a simple caning/whipping or did you make them do homework?

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tjpr314 8

Anyone should always proof read anything a few times before making it final.

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shitstorm28 11

ALWAYS proofread your shit, op! Just because spell check clears it doesn't mean it's right!

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kevinv10 1

I just hope you didnt put "attention to detail"

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