Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
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badsinger
New Zealand
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Branski
United States
You Muppet!
Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounded a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML
lil123
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
wabbyfish
Minneapolis, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
NotChadKrouger
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
The Voice
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
None
United States
Your song
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
socialix
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
StratMan
United States
No thanks
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Dying Whale
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Top comments
perdix 29
It really takes balls for a guy to romantically serenade a girl in a soprano voice. It would be a lot easier without them, though.
blackman100 20
It's called vocal range. You should be proud of it and so should she.
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Comments (93)
azyjazy713 11
Song choice is key, OP. Dont try to b Mariah Carey with a Nicki Minaj voice
Goblin182 26
I am picturing OP sining in Tony Soprano's voice. That is hilarious.
worldclassrager 39
Looks like to me you are going down an octave...or up....
TogeBara 12
I can't sing for my life, so I sing romantically to my girl. She thinks it is hilarious and it still gets the job done. Need to know what your S.O. would enjoy and if it isn't singing you need to try something else, the fact that mine thinks it is funny has turned it into a sort of comical routine.
cloudsofneon 5
Never really a good idea to sing/write your girlfriend a song unless you are a musician by trade. Otherwise it's just embarrassing.
TheKoolKidsKlan 9
You now have a future career as a comedy singer.
JuliaC123 4
Maybe it was a nervous "butterflies in my stomach" laugh because she thought it was cute.
saxy1of6_fml 9
If you can truly hit up to soprano, then you should be proud. A guy to hit up in such a high register is difficult. Even better if not using falsetto.
Chris93Jones 20
sounds sexual.
Beepbeep7 14
And women wonder why guys don't do nice things for them.I'm sorry OP;at least you tried.