Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
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Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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sayhey22 19
Musical chairs... Haters style
azk3000 9
At that point its probably at least partially your fault...
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davek 36
Move around at random.
cynically 19
That should tell you something.
scooter50 12
I'm impressed that they have enough organization and cooperation skills to employ such a tactic …… maybe this generation isn't as screwed as I thought.
HorrorFan13 2
Wow. I hate rude people like that. Bullies.
rhapsodys 12
I don't know the full picture but it doesn't necessarily mean there's something wrong with OP. There are people who pick on and hate on others for petty things like when they're quiet, different, or simply don't fit into the classmates' social circle. I've experienced something similiar in elementary school and high school. If that's the case, you should just ignore those bastards, OP. Things will pass.
ariana_mia 6
I would laugh in their face because you have that much power over them.
Sir_Swaggington 6
A fight broke out in class because people don't like OP and want to sit as far away from OP as possible? That doesn't sound right to me. It sounds like the problem is that OP smells, or breathes loud or something.
Kkkdawg 27
I'm gonna give OP the benefit of the doubt here. Unless he does have bad hygiene, or is actually really weird. But I don't know. I was bullied/ignored/had no friends for a good 4 years in elementary/jr high simply because I was the new girl, and all the kids had formed their cliques. Granted I was 'goth'. Thinking back now..I was that weird girl. However it does suck. I knew I was weird, and I actually isolated myself because I felt bad for the girls that the teacher had assigned to 'be my new friends, and show me the ropes' because they were the popular girls and I KNEW they'd hate me anyway. I'm sorry OP. if you're young, it gets better. Kids are ******* cruel. But if you're in college or something I'd almost say you deserve it :/
VampTat 10
Nothing like being the socially awkward one in your school or class... Eventually I just stopped giving a shit. What's even sadder, is that some of my teachers who I thought knew me very well and knew that I pretty much had no friends had the audacity to try to convince me that one day, I'll look back five or so years later in life and wish I could go back. BULLSHIT. To this very day, I'm kicking myself in the ass for not having dropped out and gotten a GED later on like my sister did...
poopmaster13 8
Wow. That's really horrible. I can't believe ppl are like that. Screw 'em.