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Rotation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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You deserved it 17 611

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 241

Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 132

Chair club

By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

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You deserved it 155

"Friends"

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 156

By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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You deserved it 2 969

By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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You deserved it 226

By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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You deserved it 5 017

Leave me out of this feud

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 10:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML

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You deserved it 87

FOCUS!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 553

You deserved it 2 715

By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

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You deserved it 1 439

sayhey22 19

Friday 12 April 2013 3:17

Musical chairs... Haters style

azk3000 9

Friday 12 April 2013 3:18

At that point its probably at least partially your fault...

Comments

Zoey_M_fml 24

Monday 20 May 2013 16:59

Most Arabs are Judgmental anyway :( I've been living in NZ most of my life, and have never been judged as I have when I moved to an Arabic country

missalice0306 19

Wednesday 29 May 2013 23:07

So basically, your very presence controls the behavior of everyone else. I'd be laughing at them for being so easily manipulated.

sdsujacksfan 10

Tuesday 23 July 2013 19:47

Oh OP I'm so sorry. People can be such jerks!

JustNatalie 8

Tuesday 3 September 2013 11:42

Dude.. That's sad :/

JustNatalie 8

Tuesday 3 September 2013 11:50

All of them are friends, if one of them is sick, I bet no one would sit next to you

Nwabz 2

Sunday 21 September 2014 19:39

That is so sad.....what is wrong with you for them to hate you so much?

upsidedown153 4

Friday 20 March 2015 18:01

SAME

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