Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
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Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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sayhey22 19
Musical chairs... Haters style
azk3000 9
At that point its probably at least partially your fault...
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Comments (145)
adammeyer 4
Lmao, what did you do to make them hate you!
notforbirds 9
Are you sure it was just to avoid sitting by you? If you just assume that, it probably isn't true. Otherwise, FYL
ekb777 13
Better to be hated than to be unnoticed.
groovycrazyjoe 18
no I rather be unnoticed
Pstraka6 20
Screw with them and mess up their seating arrangement yourself! Sit in a different seat every day! Keep your head high and forget them; they're obviously too busy focusing on childish games while you focus on school!!!
sgtcxelite 11
Story time. Well, the girl we all hate in my class has a speech impediment, but never shuts up. She got a laptop for her birthday last month, and had to keep announcing it to everyone. Since then, she sits in every class watching anime and playing dress up games. She brags about being in robotics club, but everyone else in it says she does nothing but play with her laptop and take up spots for actual members on competition trips. She has this obnoxiously loud, ugly laugh and makes these weird noises whenever she's watching something she finds even slightly funny. Any time my class gets invited to watch the school musical, I'm usually the one sitting next to her because I'm the only who even tries being friendly to her. Do you know what she does? She overreacts, makes weird noises because of her speech impediment, and dances in her seat. It was a horrible comedy called "Rock-ola". She had her knees up on the seat, hands hiding her face, then flung forward and then slid down in her seat dying of laughter. At the end, she snapped, clapped, stomped, danced in her seat, and sang along with her impediment. SO. If you're anything like that, I understand their hate. But hopefully someone at least tries to be nice to you... I was there throughout elemtentary and middle school until this girl came along.
lochiamochia 25
We had a girl much like the one you're describing, 39, in my nursing class. She was rambunctious like a puppy always talking, interrupting the class, saying ridiculous inappropriate things during lecture, always late to class/clinicals announcing her arrival rather than being quiet and slipping in.... But you know 39? Rather than hate on this girl and single her out, we as a class would still treat her the same as everyone else with kindness and would counsel her to stop the disruptive behaviors in a supportive way. Of course, it's only natural to get irritated with some of her habits - those are what we could refer to as human factors. Tolerance, compassion, support and understanding are better alternatives than shunning her leaving her not knowing exactly what she is doing wrong.
SneezyC 15
Agreed , I was actually about to post something about how they shouldn't have done that and instead, should've been nice and tried to help her and stuff..., buttttt, you beat me to it and worded it way better.
missalice0306 19
Now I just feel sorry for that girl. I can understand getting irritated by her behavior, but really, nobody who isn't a complete a-shole deserves that. Just because you can understand why people hate her doesn't mean you should join them.
Wizardo 33
Troll the haters and move around the class everyday randomly to irritate the hell out of everyone, might as well have some fun OP, get some revenge.
Adhdkid107 9
There are still many chances for friends OP. Don't give up! There is bound to be one person that will want to be your friend.
egrudy 9
Stop being a douche!!!!
meatsprayglove 1
Hey - might not feel like it now but it gets better... A lot better.
ashjo 12
Do you even know what the reason is of to why they hate you?