Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
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Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
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TheCaramelKing 11
Make that bitch put up new wallpaper.
PandaSmile 24
Not gunna lie I would be all over that shit. Dots are always just asking for petals.
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Comments (81)
suckceed 17
My OCD would have killed me if someone did that to my wallpaper. You have to make your roomate fix it, they never should have been so lax as to allow her to do that to your walls.
Welshguy 2
Get your roommate to pay for new Wallpaper, and put it up herself
processengineer 9
isopropyl alcohol can dissolve permanent ink to clean
lifes_a_b1tch 7
WD-40 will remove permanent marker.
archos58 10
Improvement.
Omniprism 14
Tell your roommate she owes for new wallpaper. And she should have been keeping an eye on her and out of your room. Especially with a marker.
Jonomon1 12
Rubbing alcohol works wonders
Claytoad 5
You can use dry erase markers to remove permanent marker.
happyfingers 15
I absolutely can't stand when people don't look after the kids their responsible for. Even if they aren't yours, if you are hanging out with a younger sibling or babysitting or WHATEVER the reason, you are responsible for what that kid does. Looks to me like your roommate owes you some new wallpaper.
LittleMagicWolf 7
That's cute in a really inconveniencing way.