Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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rg350dx 29
Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.
Welshite 40
I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.
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Comments (139)
Trey408 1
do you even lift bro???
olpally 33
Didn't realize a 90lbs girl could do that to you. Lol. Next time, just be yourself instead of acting like you're in the movies. I hear that works out better and you don't end up in the hospital :)
blondie107 20
90 lbs?? How tall is she? That's kinda underweight
jmacfan1 16
Not if she's short. I'm 4'11" and weigh about 90 lbs.
Mifflicious 18
I'm about the same, and I'm not underweight. People who are equally tall can have different weights without any of them being under- or overweight. Not everyone are built the same way.
perdix 31
#26, she's 9'7" -- didn't you read the whole story?
fricknugget 3
Idk that's kinda hot if you ask me..
BobNocoo 4
Bro, do you even lift?
kitten_paws 9
You're girlfriend weighs 90 lbs?! Jeez how old are you?! I'm 14 and I weigh 93 lbs!
2ndSucks 15
Age has little to nothing to do with weight.
olpally 33
It does #31. the BMI and age groups are relatable in the medical field. I'm 27, so I should weigh around 165-175 lbs. it's also very critical to what you eat to be a healthy weight at certain ages in your life. That's why you get physicals, to make sure you're at a good weight for your age.
Mifflicious 18
You should never be obsessed with what those medical charts say. People are very different, taller, heavier bones, more or less muscles.. A simple chart can't determine that. I've been called underweight all my life, but if I gained weight to be "Normal" according to the charts and stuff, I'd be too fat for my body.
olpally 33
It's good to be health conscious though. I agree with you on all points.
2ndSucks 15
Medical charts are mainly based on averages though, averages that many people do not meet. A very tall 27 year old and a very short 27 year old should not fall in the same healthy weight range. Also, as 48 stated, body types, muscle mass, etc. should be taken into consideration.
Olympiakos10 15
I'm 15, 5'7", 130 lb. and people say I'm pretty skinny
Olympiakos10 15
As in a bit underweight
carnage45567 10
I'm 18 years old 205lb 5'11" and almost all muscle I used to be 225 and almost all fat I'm healthier but almost weigh the same
josh8215 21
I'm 18, 5'11 and weigh a total of-OOH! A DONUT!
perdix 31
And today is when her eating disorder begins. Who'd think 90 lbs is "fat?"
madamspammalot 15
In the words of Flo Rida, "You spin my head right round, right round. When you go down, when you go down down."
Ayanpatel95 7
Time for u to hit the gym and get strong lol
SirTalkaton 22
Ha, everything you learned in life, you learned from a Rom-Com
AngrySailor 17
So many reasons why YDI.