Romance ain't dead

By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States

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Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
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lphchld 0

The man spoke the truth.

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mastory96 0

haha watch he'll probably get a boner from the slight vibration.

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ack62 2

wow you must have a big heart... or a really small torso...

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futureflow 0

lol i would say the same thing

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MiniatureMayhem 0

At least he's honest.

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justmyluck1212 0

is that even possible?

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Sophia93 0

lol I know right. I can't picture it.. you sitting on his lap and he could feel your heartbeat on his dick? Can someone please explain it to me.

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asnider 0

He probably meant her pulse, which you can feel in a lot of spots: the neck, the wrist, the groin... So, yeah, if she was sitting on his lap, he may have felt her pulse in his dick.

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movies12 0

How's that FML? What cause he didn't kiss you? or is it because he said he felt your heart beat on his dick? Not an FML.

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