Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
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Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
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shift_love 13
You should have offered them a poison apple or something and plays the part of the haggard villain
wannagofast 3
And they lived happily ever after
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Comments (161)
jd31482 0
Ydi if you got beat up by 6 year olds
I_Punch_Babies 7
herbert: "i hope you dont find my money strapped to my thigh!"
Hiphuray4peas 27
I'm a little curious as to the gender of the 6 year olds..... kinda cool idea with the masks!
purpleskullcandy 7
And in other news, today someone was beaten by a gang of six year old princesses. If you know the whereabouts of this group please call 111-111-111. They are armed and dangerous. Do not approach!
kaymi 17
Reminds me of the cartoon RECESS, where the kindergarten kids were savages terrorizing whoever fell in their path.
RedCrow 0
This is where you move. Far FAR away.
vbmg152 18
What??
gmaxwell1 2
Time to go to the gym..
nightwishs 13
Demon spawn I tell you lol
ZombieMaiden 2
Always keep your guard up.