Cars and Love: Revenge is a wheel best served cold

Revenge is a wheel best served cold

By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

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By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By sofked - 09/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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Tired

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML

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You deserved it 286

By Dansonn - 17/03/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

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By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

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You deserved it 6 853

By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:53

take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"

JBiz_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 10:04

I need to hear the whole story to vote ,

Comments

Kashi13 0

Friday 17 April 2009 11:44

They mightve broke up while he had the car so he mustve also found evidence of cheating then returned the car wit no spare

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 17 April 2009 11:49

That was ingenious! The effort/impact-ratio is awesome, it's always targeting the worst moment thinkable to strike with the precision of a FIM-92 Stinger. Also, the probable delayed effect ensures that the revenge will be a meal served cold. Gotta keep that in mind for possible future relationship wars...

King_of_Kings 3

Friday 17 April 2009 12:24

YDI for being a bitch!

mobius8 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:43

#17 - What, do you just break up with people on the spur of a moment? He'd probably been thinking about it for a while, had the car in the morning, told her in the afternoon. And how do you know she was actually being a bitch or cheating? Pretty sure it's not uncommon for guys to call their ex's a bitch.

sirk 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:07

thumbs up for #14!

spidersbitingyou 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:12

Maybe he borrowed her car, stole her tire and THEN dumped her? Woof, sounds like a John I once dated.

secretish 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:48

Thats what you get for being a bitch, Bitch. And #28: "Woof"?? Seriously? Are you an animagus by any chance?

McLaughlane 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:52

John is a piece of shit. I'm really sorry that happened to you. You should let the air out of all of his tires AND jack his spare. #20, he may have borrowed the car before he dumped her, specifically with this in mind.

countrygal926 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:24

Maybe he knew where her spare keys were, took them after they broke up and stole the tire in the night, maybe hes a ninja and hired someone to break into the trunk to get the spare, maybe he used to spare on his car? Who the hell cares, it still sucks. Is this all you people do, sit around and wonder what the rest of the damn story is?