Work: Revealed

Revealed

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my coworker came over to my desk and told me that I should protect my Twitter updates, because I had unknowingly made them public. My tweets include drinking stories, all the men I've hooked up with, various cuss words, sexual innuendos, and how much I hate my coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 924

You deserved it 83 313

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By CatsOutBagsOut - 14/03/2023 20:00

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By fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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You deserved it 1 670

By imscrewed - 11/04/2013 07:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I realized that my Twitter profile was very public when my business professor made fun of student tweets in class. My tweet went, "Totally bullshitting this business report" about the report I'd just handed in, worth a large portion of my grade. FML

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You deserved it 85 925

By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 579

Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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You deserved it 40 342

By Anonymous - 03/11/2015 17:54 - United States

Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML

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You deserved it 1 824

By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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bexox 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:35

Yeah that's why you don't post shit like that online...

iKaite 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:35

You deserve it for believing you could get away with it. Twitter is a viscious website that people, anyone, can look at. You totally and one hundred percent de-*******-serve it.

Comments

ohnoitsmads 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:50

hahah, I'm sorry. I had to say you deserved it just because I wanted to make it 33333. well, and the fact that you did deserve it.

mikew85 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:13

Moron.

AnneFTW 17

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:30

YDI YDI YDI. You've made yourself sound easy & common too by boasting about all the men you've slept with & cursing.

NightJack 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:09

Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever talk about work on the internet.

starvingxartist 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 6:20

YDI FOR TWITTERING or whatever stupid ******* made up verb you use to describe the complete stupidity of spilling attention seeking details of your personal (dumbass) life to the whole world, i.e your drinking binges and resulting sluttiness.

Cazly_420 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 8:24

I would not be surprised if you are fired, or at least looked down upon for posting such innapropriate bullshit via twitter. 1. Who would ever care to be constantly updated with your drinking and sexcapades - stop!! 2. Get some dignity, girls who act like you, don't keep guys. Mmhmm. Think about it. Good Day.

Charlie_Whipple 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 10:57

Should have read: I use Twitter. FML

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:20

Well looks like the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theorem applies to non-anonymous accounts.

jmoose311 3

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:04

Excuse me, but exactly who did you think you were sharing these tweets with, anyway?

primogen18 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:11

YDI for using twitter. Especially for that kind of whoring shit, you're disgusting and guess what, nobody gives a shit. Grow up into a real human being and stop playing with stupid crap like twitter.