Family, Awkward and Love: Red scare - FML

Red scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 061

You deserved it 4 845

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By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 473

You deserved it 2 543

By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 211

You deserved it 5 246

By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 641

You deserved it 3 083

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 137

You deserved it 37 539

Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 469

You deserved it 5 462

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 796

You deserved it 4 100

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 090

You deserved it 7 496

By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 837

You deserved it 3 409

By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 529

You deserved it 3 209

By Anonymous - 12/06/2016 12:37 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 633

You deserved it 2 194

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homieskillet 0

Monday 14 November 2011 12:18

So I guess I'm also "communist" according to your uncle..

saIty 17

Monday 14 November 2011 12:19

We all have that one crazy uncle we don't know whether to love or hate.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 14 November 2011 19:10

What's up with all these asshole relatives?

maryam8869 7

Monday 14 November 2011 19:11

just make her forget that by telling her nice words :)

Hansemans 17

Monday 14 November 2011 19:33

Every woman 'falls for the communists' once a month...

Obeyy19 4

Monday 14 November 2011 19:40

Everyone has that crazy psycho uncle..

mattorama 15

Monday 14 November 2011 20:29

I married a Chinese born woman, and my family got along with her great, with the exception of that one awkward uncle everyone has. His questions ranged from "Do you eat cats?" to "Do you have a sideways ******?"

TheGreenArrow 3

Monday 14 November 2011 20:36

Well are you?

bubo_fml 10

Monday 14 November 2011 21:51

Do whatever it takes to infuse some diversity into that gene pool of yours, Sparky!

SammiJS121 0

Monday 14 November 2011 22:16

What was her reaction?

jenniferchaify 11

Monday 14 November 2011 23:12

Oh me too

thoughshit 2

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:03

ppffFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WANT TO MEET THIS GUY!

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Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML

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Today, my wife tried to join me in the shower to be sexy, only I was shampooing so when I turned round and felt someone in the shower with me, I panicked and we both fell and got stuck in the bottom of the bath. Our kids had to come and help, because my wife had a broken arm and we couldn’t move. FML

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Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 463

You deserved it 3 212

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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You deserved it 5 456

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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You deserved it 92 148

Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML

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You deserved it 157