Love: Red flags all over the place

Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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You deserved it 3 775

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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You deserved it 9 492

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 357

Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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You deserved it 443

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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You deserved it 3 787

Big Brother is watching you

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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You deserved it 2 656

By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 3 702

Pay attention!

By anonymous - 04/12/2010 12:03 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 6 078

On call

By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML

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You deserved it 159

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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You deserved it 8 153

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 5 578

Luckster 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:51

People don't seem to understand that there's good lying and bad lying. Good lying is normally done so people can prepare surprises for others. Bad lying is things like covering up that they cheated on their lover with someone they met randomly.

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:20

Wow. That's quite the overreaction.

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jacobithegreat 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:56

good for you for dumping his ass!

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:12

@OP: I hope you just named yourself "DumpedHisAss" to work around all these boring "dump him" comments. Because if you really DID dump him, then you're just stupid, because you're here complaining about how your life sucks, and I bet you're even more frustrated because you're single again. Which is technically your fault. Congrats on that. I mean, look, I can understand what you're saying. You are a nice enough person to travel 10 hours to surprise him*, and he accuses you of lying or even implies you're cheating. A feeling of being misunderstood couldn't get any more intense. However, the situation you were facing was no reason to end a relationship. He had reason to believe you cheating or reason to believe you'd surprise him. Imagine you were in his place. Which one would seem more probable for you? Wouldn't it make you furious? So I guess you're even more frustrated because you are single again, right? YDI. *that's what I assume in your favor. Still, there's the possibility that you just wanted a few days cheap vacation on the beachhouse.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:27

Both of you are overdramatic.

alwaysdrinking 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:40

first he called your work to talk to you most empoyees get repromanded for talking on a cellphone second you wernt there which means you deserved to get yelled at and being we know that your a liar he probably caught you lieing before so a ten hour drive you woud have had to of given notice to get off of work in which case work would want to know why you wernt there so you would have a fyl for lieing to work for whatever excuse you gave them for this suposedly 10 hour surprise I agree your a lier this post is a lie and 95% chance theres another guy. and your a bitch for dumping him I bet hes a nice guy you just bring out the bad side of him and want people to feel sorry for you.

Puolukka 4

Thursday 15 October 2009 20:26

Umm...don't people have the right to take vacation? Telling your work "I'm going on vacation for a couple of days, so I need time off" should be enough. No need to lie there. And her boyfriend has no right to yell at her just because she wasn't at work. What if she had woken up sick in the morning and wasn't able to go or if she started feeling bad during the day and went home... You're ridiculous.

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 8 March 2015 7:56

And if they, I don't know, SAID she was on vacation? Over reaction, okay, but could op actually have been ignoring him before? To dump him because He found out you DID lie but didn't know why and freaked out is a little of an overreaction too.

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 6:50

what a pussy girly man boyfriend you have. i think i live about 10 hours away from you. if you want head for an hour or like it thru the back door your welcome at my place.

Anders_A 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 12:35

It's never ok to lie to your significant other even if it is to suprise him/her. YDI

eggbrtshootsfire 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:14

Wow, I hope you were actually invited there champ

MELLLL_fml 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 14:16

what an ass of a boyfriend, move on princess!

MalloryAnne 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 19:36

Your boyfriend is such an asshole.

jojomcfarlane 0

Friday 16 October 2009 0:38

right because it's totally an awesome thing to do to lie to your boyfriend. I think she's the asshole. She lied to try and conceal a surprise, and when he got mad at her for lying, she dumped him? WTF?

omnomnomomnom 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 22:35

She never said that the beach was 1O hours away. She said that she had been DRIVING for 1O hours, which implies that she still wasn't there yet. Get your facts ******* straight, please. I'm in a bad mood today.