Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

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hk_fml 9

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

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jw90 18

LMFAO! omg that's ******* hilarious! ive been waiting for something I could actually laugh at and here you have given me that something! kudos man kudos

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Haitch 0

Uh, unless 'shorts' means 'boxer shorts'. OP is male, it makes sense. Stop to think sometimes, okay?

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eeekimjack 0

Dung is mainly refferd to animal shit. You sneezed so hard you pooped out cow poo? You were right nothing could have prepaired you.

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justjayit 0

I'm laughing my ******* ass off at how you worded it. That SUCKS mate XD

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exranger06 0

Wow. Either you had to shit reeallly bad, or that was one HELL of a sneeze.

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Nizzit2 0

lmfao OP takes a nasty, but not really interesting or funny event, and makes me burst out laughing with the last sentence

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ChronicFAIL 0

Indeed! Give it some time and this is gonna show up in the FML Tops

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EprahsHteb 2

Hahahah. This actually made me laugh :p Theres only been a few FML's that I actually have laughed at.

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