Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

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hk_fml 9

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

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Fat_British_Kid 0

I made an account just to say: I ******* loved this FML and it's brightened up my day. Thank you.

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jessalynn94 0

I laughed so hard when I first read this. I still laugh every time I read it. =]

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ohmandapants 16

LMFAOOO well now, you can help to prepare others.

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oh_damn_it 0

hahahahahahaha oh man did i need to read something that funny today hahaha

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BFFWAWAMUCH 0

HAHAHA!!!!! Funniest thing i've heard IN MY LIFE!!!! LOL! i never even thought such a thing was possible! I can't stop laughing!

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sofrigginlol 0

I WAS LITTERALLY CRYING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING! COMMENT #76, YOU CONTRIBUTED TO MY LAUGHTER A LOT! SO WHOEVER MADE THIS FML, YOU ARE A GOOD LAUGH (YOU TOO #76)!

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jonathont86 0

buddy, don't go commando - wear some jocks next time

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HeidiHydrogen 0

this is the best fml ever. i choked on a pringle lafing so much at this #76 you helped alot

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