Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50 metres down the street so that I would be confused when I came out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, my friend borrowed my car and decided to get pulled over after a high speed chase. My car got towed in a town over 100 miles away. Choose your friends wisely. FML
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Top comments
MiddleChild08 0
YDI for having an immature girlfriend. Tell the cops she stole it, get your car back, and dump her.
0515_dw_090084 0
If she has a car you should ask her it you can borrow it then park it not far from were you live in a no parking zone. LOL.
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Comments (99)
boone_fml 0
oof
tipsy337 0
Immature lil bitch i would make her pay.
dfvervbthbrgvefc 0
hmmmm so what does the fact that the cop was driving without her license have to do with his story?
Khiash 6
@27: His girlfriend was driving without her license. lrn2read
crayfish 0
he was making a point saying that if you read it the way the op wrote it, then it meant that the cop was driving without a license. Obviously he meant that it was his girlfriend, but he was pointing out the error.
IamSpartacus 0
Yeah Khiash, listen to crayfish. lrn2cmprhnde.
sexypancake 0
Hey Spartacus.......uhm not to be a dick.....but comprehend has no e after the d............ lrn2spell! lol
iAlwaysYDI 0
serves her right !
ScooterScott 0
Hey, pancake, you capitalize after a period. You also only use one. lrn2rite
Helpfulman 17
oof
BritSkits 22
scooter, those are called ellipsis....lrn2shutthefuckup
0515_dw_090084 0
If she has a car you should ask her it you can borrow it then park it not far from were you live in a no parking zone. LOL.
JohnnyTheFox 0
I'm thinking angry sex and make her let you **** her face, etc.
TheLetterZero 7
That wasn't smart of her.
Whirling_Kumquat 0
Uh-huh. Yeah #1, I'm guessing your single.
CaptainCommenter 6
Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm guessing you're whipped.
lets_be_ian 5
next time I guess you'll know better, and just tell her to make you that sammich.
Bumlove89 0
why are you dating her again?
kukopia 0
Dumbest reply ever. It's ovbious that she's dumb, so dumb she drove a car w/o a lics right in front of a cop. Ie., dumb enough for him to coerce her into doing 'things'. Duhhhh Now he's got 28 days worth of new 'reasons' for her to do 'things' for him.
Bumlove89 0
Well if the OP dumps her, you should definitely grab her since dumb girls are obviously your style. Im sure you two would make brilliant babies.
MiddleChild08 0
YDI for having an immature girlfriend. Tell the cops she stole it, get your car back, and dump her.
kindiicandy 0
So you're single now I hope. And YDI for letting her get hold of the keys.
Pointy130 0
Protip: if you're going to pull a practical joke involving someone's car, make sure you're licensed.
quirinus 0
YDI for trusting the bitch with your car keys
lem0n_fml 0
I don't see how that's immature. I mean. Yeah, maybe since she didn't have her license, and yeah, she must've done something else the OP didn't mention in order for a cop to be in the equation at all, but since when does trying to confuse someone make you immature?
Sirobin 0
Fifty meters, not miles per hour.
plexico 4
Look what it's doing for Texas!
Intoxicunt 6
*Gasps in horror* Mistercoffeee!!? Why did you change your pic? There were already like 5 people with pics like that on here. =( Now plexi's isn't unique.
Intoxicunt 6
There, I changed my pic too. Yayz. plexi knows he's still the one and only. Edit: It will show up within 24 hours.
Intoxicunt 6
Hehe, it's ok, my child. The new pic is sexy too! It's old though, back when I had long blonde hair.
Nex_Iuguolo 0
moar leik ausFAILia amirite?
666HailSatan666 0
That was horrible #77.
plexico 4
Toxi, that Andy Warhol effect is easy to achieve on a Mac with Photo Booth. It's my face that is unique (for better or worse.)
lem0n_fml 0
Ah well then there's that. I didn't notice the 50 part.