Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
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Top comments
me5 0
Well he's telling you via facebook. Welcome to the 21st century!
AA357 0
YDI for not putting a question mark.
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Comments (65)
zwest1129 0
My dad did that too. We were on our way to a family barbeque when he said that we would be stopping at a wedding along the way. Me and my sister asked whose it was and he said "mine." I had to be a bridesmaid for my new stepmom and spend the rest of the day with horrible relatives who didn't know either. Our dads are deuchebags.
lanadunn 0
Moral of the story is: If u really wanna know what peeps are up to then check their fb!
RedNeckRiot 0
Same kinda thing happenin here. My dad's supposedly getting married in June. He has six kids, none of whom he has told. To a woman five of the six hate. We heard because his best friend's wife asked my sister if she "was excited about your dad's wedding in June" xD
savanna44 0
that sucks..
freebabe4ever 0
maybe it's not his wedding? *hopeful look*
peachyhoney 0
Dont worry my dad has done that to me twice. At least you found out on Facebook. If find out when he'd introduce me to my new stepmom
dolphins_penny 5
lol. my dad went to china for a month one time and come home saying he was married. I had no clue. so I know how much this sucks.
lemonademixer 7
SURPRISE?!?!?
fantasyworld 39
That sucks.
pixierara 28
That just recently happened to my friend, since then he's forgot to pick her up for his house every weekend he has her