Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss made me cover for him by working two extra hours, because he had to rush home early to deal with an "emergency". The emergency was taking a shit, because he claims to have a phobia of doing them anywhere but at home. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
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Top comments
BlackFames 16
I'd consider that sexual harassment. That's way too ******* personal.
MDoremis 38
Because that's totally his business.
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Comments (125)
YoursAlways98 13
Wow. That actually really offensive and I would personally report him for sexual harassment.
Section8_fml 13
That's sexual harassment
raecattach 7
Umm, yeah. Pretty sure that's against the law.
tiredofwaiting 25
That is none of his beeswax. Talk about being unprofessional.
Jaadde 24
Yeah that's definitely sexual harassment, maybe consider reporting him.
EcoAirWarrior 7
You should seriously consider seeking out a new workplace or taking action as I'm fairly sure your employers comment counts as offensive and he used crude language in front of you which generally isn't accepted in a workplace
sugoine 12
Go for the jugular on this lawsuit!
AJGrote_89 6
Can someone start notifying me ahead of time so that when my periods gonna start, I can just avoid that shit!! FML
boats75 4
File a complaint with Human Resources
band13geek 16
I see money in your future... Right after you file a lawsuit.