Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
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Top comments
MrSarary 26
Yeah well guess who's getting a bad hair cut next time he comes in? FYL indeed OP.
MDoremis 38
That's disgusting and rude. Sorry you had to clean that up, OP!
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Comments (47)
MDoremis 38
That's disgusting and rude. Sorry you had to clean that up, OP!
rungta34 11
At least you got a tip.
ohjoy15 33
True. But not even worth it. You could stand there with 500$ and I still wouldn't want your tip if it meant personally cleaning up the bodily fluids of a rude old dude.
SalenaCrosse 16
I'd be so pissed. [Sorry, that was bad lol, but it was the first thing that came to my mind honestly.]
mmazzaa 16
Now you know what to give him the next time he comes back !
JayVicious 20
homemade conditioner?
mmazzaa 16
Correct!!
granCanyon 12
Well, some old people are just incredibly evil and bitter.
drayloon 50
Shit, at least he could make fun of himself for pissing himself, gotta give him that at least. Sorry you had to clean it up tho
ooooohboy 15
Oh that's nasty.
Bliepje 22
I don't think he did it on purpose. no grown person would do that, because it is indeed embarrassing. im with #9 on this one.
Kailayla 29
That's disgusting indeed. I'd be ashamed if I pissed myself because I couldn't control my bladder..
blinked_281 29
I hope it was a good tip