Like a true Marxist

By Anonymous - 29/12/2022 12:00 - Germany

Today, I’ve been feeling like I got something stuck in my eye for hours. Nope, just one of those tiny blood vessels swollen up to the point it chafes on my eyelid. The only way I’m not in pain is by looking exclusively toward the extreme left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 915
You deserved it 81

Same thing different taste

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Now, I’m not a doctor, but can’t help but feel like one of them should take a look at this. Because I have never heard of this happening, ever.

I hate it when that happens. Hope it goes away soon.

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Now, I’m not a doctor, but can’t help but feel like one of them should take a look at this. Because I have never heard of this happening, ever.

I hate it when that happens. Hope it goes away soon.

I don't see how contemplating communism and dictatorship of the proletariat help alleviate the pain, but hey, whatever helps with the pain. Aaaaand I just now realized whoever edited the FML thought the same thing already.

Just riffing on the "extreme left" (sometimes I add jokes just for me)

Well, I have a crush on AOC, so I don't see where the FML is here. Looking to the extreme left is much more pleasant since she came and took Dennis Kucinich's place.

You have universal healthcare in Germany, go have it checked out!

mechgineer 3

there are over the counter eye drops that numb your eye lid