Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Top comments
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
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Comments (272)
Trollgod 13
How long has she been in this relationship with your father?? If it started before she was of the legal age of consent your father could be in serious trouble with the law. Also, if your mother is still alive, i would highly recommend staying with her for a little bit just to remind the girl that your mother still exists.
FandomOfRandom 5
Sorry, but WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH BOTH OF THOSE PEOPLE??!?!?!!?
rainbow247 4
Technically you have authority over her sense your older than her
charcharthunder 18
That's just weird man.. :/
anonymous100000 17
did you tell him how you felt about this situation? if I were you, I would NOT be okay with this and would probably fight her. and tell dad that he needs to pick you or her and leave and don't look back if he picks her. FYL big time.
sheyneliebs 4
3 YEARS.
ByeTech 10
That's just weird as ****. Tell her to call you Miss then.
mattiscg 22
tell that bitch to **** off!!!!
sam3llis 6
Wtf
fantasyworld 39
That's weird.