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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 16:14

I think your dad has some serious issues...

Astroman129 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:12

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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winniepoohbear 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:28

boss her around. your older and have been there longer.

LoveMachine29 0

Monday 25 July 2011 7:13

EW ahaha

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:18

Creepy...

slimshayday 4

Monday 15 August 2011 6:48

That's hot

princess151617 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 21:29

That's screwed up. Hopefully she wasn't one of ur friends.

54plum 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 4:51

Thatd make it even more awkward.

This_war_is_ours 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 18:23

wtf0_o

ThisRandomChild 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:52

Your dads a total cradle robber

TigerSpots 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:56

I don't understand why so many people put that you deserved it. You don't. No one does.

Bullheard 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:03

ive always wonderd, tell me how ther relationship works out

sjhill 32

Friday 23 December 2011 21:18

Nope. Not weird at all...FYL

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