Parenting is exhausting

By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - 28/12/2015 05:43 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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thawny_fml 21

You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!

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minagiv 11

Don't feel so bad. When my oldest was an infant, my husband and I got naked, expecting to get frisky. Next thing we know, we're waking up, still completely naked. LOL It happens with small children!

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KILJOY310 11

Well, your either really bad or the best ever. To help someone achieve the feeling of complete relaxation is amazing. People pay big money to massage therapist for that feeling.

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bigezboii 1

Dont worry, totally not yur fault! Better luck next time!

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