Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
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soulstrike23 6

Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

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randomguy76 14

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

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KingJiggleMuffin 15

Did you seriously expect her to pick up the bill? It's called etiquette, the man pays for the date

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LyricaSilvan 29

How are things back there in the 1950's? This is a modern era, thanks. Social standards have changed, and many women prefer to pay for themselves or at least split the bill.

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kenzie367 15

If it was a date, shouldn't you have already planned on covering the bill?

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LyricaSilvan 29

You may have dodged a bullet. If she's neurotic enough to flip out over something like that, who knows what else she would lose it over, or how she'd react to a legitimate problem?

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